I’m not a fan of traditional jobs where you report to an office day after day. There are few things I have hated in this life more than getting up at ass o’clock to cram myself into a pair of pantyhose and a blazer that would fight with gravity for dear life.
After I officially left the financial industry, one of the happiest turning points of my life was dumping all my careerwear on eBay then Dress For Success. I figured that if I suffered all this way to reach this point? Then if I still have to trade time for money, I want to do it from the comfort of my home with my hair being whatever colors I want and my assortment of DRI t-shirts as I hang out with my amazing toad.
But I was actually inspired to write this after reading Wealthy Single Mommy’s post about how single mothers can’t afford to have a job. Not a single mom (unless you count the incredibly spoiled amphibian) but I will rephrase it like this: if you are a game developer, you too cannot afford a traditional full-time job if you ever want to get your game released. I know of what I speak!
The whole “work at a tax firm while I work on the game” dealie worked for me for a grand total of three months. Because tax season? Where someone expects me to be their slave January-April and more often than not, literally enforces a 7-day work week? God, I’d rather get skullfucked by Ron Jeremy while being forced to sit through Waterworld than EVER go through that again. I did a few little tax gigs last year to help with my bills but I decided after my time in the tax gulag that you could not give me a million dollars and a mortgage-free condo on the Lower East Side to go through that again. Because most of all, tax season coincides with GDC which has definitely cost me opportunities. Then there’s PAX East and/or PAX South, various local expos in NYC, and all this other shit I cannot miss! Whether it’s to grow both Sonic Toad and Himalaya or just to meet like-minded game devs and hustlers and have some fun.
“Hold up!” you shout. “How do I pay my bills in the meantime? I don’t have a trust fund or a spouse willing to subsidize me. How would I do this without a job?” I hear you, my fellow indie. So I’m going to tell you what I did.
I hustled the bejesus out of myself when I faced the scary yonder of not having a tax firm or even my own practice lined up for tax season months for the first time in years. I worked a crappy sharing economy gig while I went through back and forth doing crowdfunding consulting which is how Sonic Toad 1.0 was born. Those race-to-the-bottom freelance gig platforms suck harder than getting a bag of nothing but lemon Starburst, Craigslist is full of scams, and places like LinkedIn and Indeed only tend to have traditional full-time jobs assuming your resume doesn’t just get ignored upon being hurled into the stratosphere. What to do? (If you sign up for the Toad Tribune, you’ll get a kickass FREE E-BOOK that tells you all about how I found work without those godawful platforms.)
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I saw a lot of game dev gigs too, namely short-term assignments for artists and programmers, but there’s also lots of part-time and full-time opportunities for community managers, 3D modeling and rigging, web coding, UX design, and much more that all entail pantsless bliss in your own home from studios around the world.
If you're not interested in doing a second business like I did, a part-time telecommute job is seriously one of the best ways to keep your bills paid while you work on your game or business! So what are you waiting for? Get that like Yael grabbing a bug right out of your game!
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